//Member number 36853/Aug 22, 2007
+Founded the @tip-avengers
+Predicted the current fascination with the late 90s like seven years ago should probably win a Nobel Peace Prize for it.
+If I don't reply to a comment or PM it's not because I don't like you it's because I have a gold medal in laziness.
+ Often uses offensive words, occasionally says things for shock value and calls it comedy, the more social justice warriory you get the more annoying I will be.
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